no baby no baby no baby

ok, people, it is officially my due date, january 25, and we have no baby...we have been getting about 17 calls an hour (you are all lovely and dear and i love you, but i am screening at this time) asking about baby in/out of utero status, so this is the official update. i can't write too much because i can't really feel my chubby sausage hands...it's taken me 11 minutes to write this paragraph so far...i love you all, and i appreciate your sweet wishes and prayers....we shall keep you posted!!!! and no, we don't have a name yet, so again, we will keep you posted. ( just trying to address all concerns/issues in one giant swoop).

*campbell did tell me today that he has a "baditude" (that's his version of "bad attitude"). son, you have no concept of baditude until giant alien/monkey/cat takes over the mommy motel, and then refuses to check out. i will teach you about baditude.